Moving Day For Penny Layne

Penny Lanye Has been in her same Tank Since she has been home with me..
She Seemed ralatively Happy.. But.. I always knew there was something missing.. i knew there was more that she was reaching for.. Stars maybe?.. Sky?.. Space?.. Ya See Penny is an Aboreal.. Meaning she wants to climb as High as her beautiful Pink Toes will let her.. She's not content to stay on the ground or under a log.. or definatly NOT tunnel under some dark hole in the Earth.. No.. Penny wants to see things from Up high! So.. I felt Penny Needed a Condo.. PentHouse style.. & Now She's Got it!.. Front opening doors.. her own Skylight.. lush landscape. & even a rock wall to climb & jump on if she wants!
You can See Penny in her New Abode.. She's VERY Pleased!

Penny Walking Allong her new Glass Wall.. yes.. She IS Spider Woman! Anyone Want to be Saved?

& the Web is The AMAZING Hammock She Weaves! This one was Pre-move.. Can't Wait to see where to decides to locate one in her Condo!

Well The Nite Gardener Likes to Go to Flea markets too ya Know!

& Wow.. Look what a Beautiful Piece of Jewelry We found!..............................................................

She's been named Ellesmera.. She's now 13 years old.. She should live to be at least twice that.Nice Healthy Ball Python.. Came with her Tank & all.. The Man had her Priced at $40.00 which was an absolute steal! But My mind had since been made up that i did NOT need a Snake Thank You Very Much!.. However I kept seeing her everytime I'd pass the isle.. up & down.. she was still for sale.. No takers.. & I knew she was sweet.. I'd already held her when I first saw her..So As i was Leaving.. there She was.. Still aiting for me to buy her.. So.. I dug in my Pocket.. to see what I had left aster the day of Flea Market Shopping.. I now had $33.00.. I asked the man what was the least he'd take.. he said what do you have left.. I said $33.00.. he said thats it..But he'd broken her tank on the drive over.. so I baby sat his booth while he drove home real quik to get a nice big 4 foot one for me.. for her! & he hooked us up!Elle Is home with me & happy.. Which is all He had said he had wanted..I think he would have probably just given her To me If I'd have pulled out an Empty Pocket..She was supposed to come home with me! Too perfect a Girl to stay there all day Long & no one else take an interest in her!So... meet Ellesmera

Cooking With Dee

...................... Well first off You Must Know that Dee is a Self Taught cook.

She has learned all she knows by watching the TV,Reading,& spying on Others.. She has wonderful Kitchen habits & Follows a few simple rules. everyone can learn floowing her example: No Blood.. Keep it clean.. Wear an Apron.. her Favorite is the One her Aunt Karin sent her with a Spider on it! Wash your hands, Keep your hair up & away, & pay attention so there are no additional fingers or toes that wind up in the mix.. unless the recipe actually calls for it.. she says we shant surprise anyone! That being said, Dee is on her way.Her All Time FAV thing to do Is Bake! Dee LOVES to play in the flower! she loves the Texture of it, the fluff of it, the way it just flies through the air when she tosses it about!

But then, thats Play time, THIS is work time, back to the business at hand!

...................................................................................................Sunday Dinner Dee wanted to make Something Scrumptious for everyone to snack on.She decided on her all time favorite, Zuchini Bread! She read her recipe First.Which Dee says is always a good idea to do before you begin,no matter how well you may THINK you remember your ingrediants, you don't want to accidentaly come up short of a much needed item! That could be a disaster! So, she reads.,then pulls out all her stuff & starts a mixing! once made Dee is always happy with the end result becasue she loves to share her baked goods with friends & family!

After she baked her Bread she saw that Mom Needed help. As ALWAYS,So she jumped right in as all good little bad girls do & decided she would cut up the Potatoes for the Scalloped potatoes! She LOVES cutting stuff up.. this actually is one of her all time favorite Hobbies (& Pssttt.. shhh. secret.. mom hid all her favorite scissers from her.. something about all the cloths having holes in them or some such thing.. so she sure would kill for a new teeny little pair.. you know.. for art projects & stuff.!)

............................................So, Potatoes Cut.. Dee got to mix in the other ingredients.She knows how to add more cream Cheese then Mom.. Tsk Tsk Tsk .. Mom always tries to put half a chunk of Cream Cheese in the mix, DEE knows a WHOLE thing tastes LOTS better. Thats why everyone brags on Dee's Scalloped potatoes better'n Moms!

So.. Dee was a Big help in the Kitchen Sunday. She did a Great Job & Everyone made a fuss over her, as usual! Well Done Dee!

WHY o WHY do we think we need to improve things??

SO very Sorry I EVEN suggested we May want to add a Deck to the back of our House..
What IN the HELL was I thinking???
TWO solid Months Later.. I now have a Back door thats been shifted a total of 27 inches to the right.. the entire Laundry room has had to be re-wired (REALLY?? THIS was Required?)
The Washer & Dryer & the wall that they WERE on have now sled that 27 inches into the laundry room as well.. There is an opening THROUGH the hall bath .. Through the Laundry room so now i am able to carry on a conversation with whom ever may be sitting on that Hall Throne while I'm doing dishes in the kitchen! THREE rooms.. completely wide open!
The tub that WAS in this bath room is now gone.. A new one in it's place.. Sort of..
& the window above it replaced as well..
To recap.. I STILL do not have a Deck.. You can't piss in this bathroom with out anyone in the Kitchen, laundry room or back door seeing you for that matter! the tub is now not able to be used since NOW there isn't any tile, dry wall.. or ANYTHING around it yet! & My washer & Dryer are in the middle of the room.. & I sort of slide them around according to which i need to use!
When will this REHAB that took about 15 feet off the back of my house that appaently needed to be replaced too!?? I have NO Freaking idea..
I Do know that I Do NOT wish to look into the Eyes of the Electric Meter Reader again next time I decide I want to Pee In the hall Bathway!
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Girl on a Wire with out a Net...

*** UPDATE!!!!*** (From Below's Post ) FANTASTIC NEWS!!! Went to the Dr. today.. & the funny thing is.. we went earlier then our regular appointment should have been..which was supposed to be for the 13th.. But I called to see if we could get in sooner because My Sweetie was in so much pain.. I just couldn't see him going two more days! Dr. changed his pain Meds. switch a couple more Scripts .. & asked us to wait so she could see if the results were back from Pathology..
They were.. All CLEAR!! All Benigne.. NO Cancer.. ALL Great News..!!!
No matter How awful he still feels.. knowing that he doesn't have this still looming over him is like a new lease.. The wave of relief was just so overwhelming..
We've been home since noon or so.. & he's been up all afternoon.. Here in the living room with me.. I think he's making sure he doesn't miss out on anything now..
Noticing it all.. taking in everything.. thankful for everyone..
remembering how many great people we have in our lives.. friends calling & wishing us kind words & thoughts.. Crying with us.. Knowing what we know..
What we've just dodged..
I think he wants Pizza for dinner.
Last nite he couldn't swallow his liquid medication.. Tonight he wants Pizza..
Could be that great big fat shot of Steroids Doc gave him..
But I think it's more then that..

Thank you all.. my Dear Friends.. To always know your here.. means everything..



Well My Dear Friends..., My Sweetie's sick..
He's had a Sore Throat for A bit now..
& his GP has sent him off to an EAR, NOSE & Throat Specialist to take a look a a Lump that was found in his throat after a Series of Antibiotics seemed to not clear things up..
The Specialist says yes.. The Lump should be taken seriously enough to come on out.. & Biopsied.. as well as His Left Tonsil..
Surgery was done Tuesday AM on the 5th of August..
The Surgeon DID do a frozen Biopsy that she said unfortunately came back inconclusive.. so now We'll just have to wait this LONG week for the 'True' Biopsy hopefully on an 'all clear'..

The Dr. had said this was going to be an extremely painful surgery ANYWAY.. But after completing her work.. She advised me that she actually had to remove MORE around the Tonsil area then she had INITIALLY anticipated.. AND more from the Base of the Tongue Area then she had Initially Anticipated..
So.. The Pain was going to be still worse then she had INITIALLY explained to us..

Yes.. Great news as you can only imagine..
Better news? That she says the pain will only worsen EACH day up to the 2nd week THEN he should start to feel some relief..!
We are now going day 3.. & My Poor Baby is quite Miserable..

So.. Please keep us in your Thoughts these next few weeks..
We're being optimistic.. But of course it's difficult when Life seems to throw so many crazy things in your direction..

This was by far the very worst of what we've been dealt...
But for me.. It's most definitely opened the flood gates..
& at times I just don't feel there will be a large enough damn to stop it all..!

Just too many things at once I think..
You know how it is.. when one thing happens.. then another..
Then ANOTHER.. they all begin to compound on top of each other.. when finally you can't tell where one started & the next one began.. or where one even ended.. OR if it even has!

Last Night I picked up Food for dinner for us on my way home..
It was to be our VERY 1st REAL dinner ...Since Surgery..
You know..Something aside from a Popsicle..or a Jello cup!
Went to Boston Market..He felt he MAY just be able to go for a slice of Nice Meat Loaf.. a Side of Mashed Potatoes & Gravy & The MOST PERFECT order of Creamed Spinach..
I was Just SO Excited BEYOND belief.. I mean WHO the hell gets SO freaking excited over a Dinner Consisting of Creamed Spinach???
So...I went through the Drive through.. Ordered & paid for our Dinner.. Brought it home to my Starving Sweetie.. Who had the table all set with plates Napkins & Silverware!
He was Equally excited as we opened up each of the dishes & stuck in serving spoons.. The last bag to open was the main dish.. the Meat Loaf.. Except No..!
IT was a MISTAKE!!
THEY HADN'T GIVEN ME MY SWEETIES MEAT LOAF!!!
The Evil Doer's at Boston Market gave me Someone else's
ROASTED CHICKEN!!!
He Can't Eat Roasted Chicken yet!
He can barely Swallow His Jello Dammit!!!
I was FURIOUS!
I picked up my Phone.. I dug in my wallet.. YES!!
I DID have My receipt! I called the store..I spoke to the Manager.
But by the end of the call..Not only was I bawling..
But so was SHE!
See.. there's truly just so much you can handle I believe..
& I am Most certainly at that point now..
Thankfully the Manager of Boston Market realizes the importance of a 1st time dinner after throat surgery!
& a Blubbering Wife who was devastated over it not coming together for her Sweetie..
(Yes..of course they are replacing the meal.)

So.. as we sat there together in His Recliner Yes.. TOGETHER in his recliner.. eating our Chicken Dinners.. Me crying between bites.. What are we watching on TV? This most awful new Show..
HOPKINS! I most certainly must be the biggest idiot walking!
I wonder.. Will I Ever Dry up?
Thankfully He doesn't mind me wiping my snot on his sleeve..

So Hard To Say Good Bye To An Old Friend..

In All the Many.. Many Years that We;ve had a Farm & Live Stock we have had So Many terrific Dogs that have come & Gone in our Lives..
Having a Farm You Know people just naturally think this is just the place they all should go to when they are trying to find a new home for them.. & really.. rightly so.. What Dog WOULDN'T want to go live on a Farm.. ?
Besides.. Thats where Our Parents always told us all our Dogs went when they all came up missing when we were growing up.. Remember? 'The Farm' The GLORIOUS Farm.. all Dogs Dream of 'The Farm'.!

Anyway.. We have had So Many Dogs Come & Go.. Most were just fantastic Dogs.. But then.. aren't most Dogs just Fantastic anyway? Some stayed.. some moved on.. some left with other People.. Some chose us.. Some we Chose.. Some came with damaged Hearts or bodies.. regardless.. they were all loved..

There was One Dog Named Jake.. Jake was a German Shepard/Chow Mix.. He looked exactly Like a German Shepard..
But maybe a bit more Fluffy.. & of course that Tell Tale Chow Black Tongue.. He was Such a Sweetie Pie..
Nice Big Dog.. We are not little Dog People.. although you wouldn't know this now in our old Age.. we seem surrounded by smidgy little dogs as of late..
Jake Came to us Via My Son Petey's Ag Teacher.. Who had Jake Tied up in his Yard.. (For good Reason..) Jake had a touch of the Gypsie Blood.. he liked to roam a bit too much!
& everytime I happened to be over visiting The Ag Barn.. there Would be Jake.. All excited to see me.. ! ( Of Course he was thrilled to see everyone.. he was Tied up afterall..!)
So, One day.. Petey Showed up at OUR Barn With Jake.. "Mr. Brown said he wanted you to have Jake.. He knows how much you love this Dog he said!" Actually.. This was A Very Sweet way for Mr.Brown to drive the Dog over & drop him off at my gate.. he just did it alot nicer..!
So.. That was about 14 years ago or so.. & Mr. Brown felt that Jake was 2 years old then.. So.. We had our Jakie for a very long time.. & I can't say it enough how Lucky we were the Day Mr. Brown Sent My Jake to us!
He has been one os the Sweetest most Treasured Friends we have had! Always Diplomatic.. always the King.. & Gentelman.. Loving.. Considerate & just always there to listen & cuddle with.
He never chased a Horse or cow or Chicken!
On the Contrary.. JAKE became the Incubator!
Didn't take long for Mama Chickens to realize that Jake was a Friendly.. & He Soon became a One Man Daddy Day Care..
You could see Mamma Chickens running across the field.. call out to Jake.. he'd stand up.. & out would scurry Baby Peeps in all Directions ! He was a Big Old Gentle Giant..
Kittens Loved toTumble all over him.. & he'd just lay there while they played king of the Hill on old Uncle Jake.. tugging at his Tail & Ears..
He'd most often sleep in the barn.. But he'd slip inside when he got a chance too..
As Long as he hadn't gone off on one of his adventures.. He USUALLY was Tick Free.. But if you'd lost track of him sometime during the day.. You can count on him wandering home later that evening after a swim somewhere sporting a new coat of ticks.. Which for some reason the kids at the Barn Always found SO entertaining to sit & pick off of him.. I often wondered if Jake somehow did this intentionaly so he could get a nice brushing & body massage now & then from the Little Barn Brats that used to hang around..!
He loved to lay on the cool concrete floor of the Barn in the Summer.. & in front of the Fire Old Stove there in the Winter..
But it was always fun to find him dug in a hole in the hay when i got to the Barn in the mornings too.. Before anyone else had arrived yet.. He'd wake up.. & walk back & forth with me as I fed & turned out each of the horses.. Which could take a big part of the mornings if I had a Full Barn!
We Sold off all the Stock & moved to a smaller place a bit over 5 years ago.. Jake still with us.. Decided he wanted to go with the new "Down Sized" Mom & Dad too.. Most of the Dogs had at that point either moved on to greener pastures.. or gone with one of our now Grown kids.. or with one of the horses that had since been sold.. we'd had as many as 12 Dogs at one point.. Not counting puppies.. So Jake.. His Wife Jewel a Golden Retreiver/Rodesian Ridgback Mix & odie.. our Little Border Collie.. Were the Last of the 3 big Barn Dogs that Stayed With My Sweetie & I.. Jewel was 2 years older then Jake.. She fianlly died about 3 years ago.. Chrismas Eve Day.. She had had a rough couple weeks.. So I had decided she needed to stay in the Laundry room which is right next to the Kitchen..
She seemed very content there.. as she could see me.. Watch me in the Kitchen.. baking & cooking.. & she was relaxed & rested..
We had a very long talk the night before.. & when I woke up Christmas Eve Morning.. She had gone to sleep for the last time..
I Really thought Jake wouldn't last much past Jewel.. he loved her so very much.. he cried for her even when she started slowing down..
But he didn't.. he just seemed to sadden a bit.. but kept on being Jake.. The Same Old Sweet Jake everyone knew & Loved so dearly.. Just a slower Jake..
Then about the last 6 months.. you could tell that old Curse of the German Shepard hip thing started to kick in for my baby..
He never complained of course.. But you could just see it..
THEN he started this.. Random Peeing.. Really quite out of Character for our old Gentleman.. Peeing all the time.. Anytime.. & Anywhere..
If it weren't pitiful.. it would be funny..
Ok.. it was funny .. & I can say this only because I am the one that has been cleaning UP this PEE!.. this OLD MAN PEE!
& it wasn't just a Little bit of Pee.. no.. thats too much to ask for.. He started to do this Zig Zag type saunter down the hall way.. I started to call him Dean martin.. He sort of Swaggered..
back & Forth as he walked.. & the whole way.. Peeing.. So..
But the time he'd made it to the end of the hall way.. there was this Zig Zag Line of Piss!
I'd Say.. "Oh Jakie.. Come on Man!" & he'd just look up at me with those beautiful big brown eyes of his.. As if to say.. hey.. One day your going to be happy you could wipe up my piss lady..
So.. This went on for quite awhile.. just peeing when he didn't realize it.. not a big deal really.. Then about 3 weeks ago..
He told me that 'Sorry.. But These Hips.. They Really must have an experation date.. Because they don't seem to be working any More My Dear.." I said "That's all right Old man.. I'll carry You..
So.. here it went.. I made him a fresh bed under the tree each morning.. either a new blanket.. or a new bed.. or a new rug..
Carried the Old Man out.. & Hand Fed him.. He had gotten to the point that he needed to have me lift him.. & hold his food bowl too.. & at the end of the day.. I'd have a Fresh Bed Made up For him in the Laundry Room & carry him back inside.. .. Turn him on his OTHER side to avoid Old Man Dog bed Sores....
& give him a fresh brushing.. New Water.. Wash his Face & Clean him up.. Neosporin on any boo boo's.. & Talk to him a bit..
So We had this Routine.. for about 3 weeks..
Then He seemed to be a bit uncomfortable outside.. Too Hot Maybe.. Or the Insects i'm Not Sure.. but I felt that he wasn't able to move around to get away from what ever may be irritating him.. So I Said Jake Needs to come inside for Good..
So.. in the Laundry Room My Old Baby Boy Came...
Every day.. Same Deal.. Breakfast.. Face Wash.. Sponge Bath ..
Body boo boo Check.. New Bed.. & Turn over..
Luckily for my Sweet Heart.. It only went on for him another 4 days.. We Tucked our Pumpkin Jake in for the Last Time LAst Sunday Nite.. We Woke up Monday the 14th & he was gone..

So.. as Sad as i am at loosing such a Sweet Loyal friend..
It's Such a relief to know that he's finished with this journey..
& we were all so very lucky to have known such a wonderful Dog!
I Hope who ever Finds him in his "Next" life has as much a pleasure with him as we did!

love you Jakey!!

Meet Fannie Jayne! My New baby!

........................................................................................Yippee!! Look What I can Do!

My New Wheels!

She's a Toyota FJ Cruiser!

( Yes, FJ, Viola' ..Fannie Jayne.. )

I LOVE this New Baby!!! She Drives So Sweet! Comfy.. Automatic Stuff's.. Cruise Control.. CD.. Other Music Capabilities Once I figure it all out..!

Seats 5 I think..

The Back Doors are a Trip.. 'Suicide Doors' & loads of Storage too!

So FAR!! I Couldn't Be Happier!